Earl: Not Your Buddy

The Big Earl Fuck Over

President Trump called it the One Big Beautiful Bill. Maybe "beautiful" was the original intent. Maybe he didn't read it. I don't know. All I know is that what passed — and what Earl voted for — is a giant pile of billionaire bullshit. The OBBBA is designed to fuck us over. Not the libs, not immigrants, but everyone. (Especially, and ironically, states and communities that voted for Trump.)

I'm not buying ANY of it. This was a fuck over of royal proportions and Little Earl gleefully let us get screwed, despite it going directly against what both Trump and Carter promised before the election.

Here's How You and I Got Fucked

1. Our tax breaks are temporary.

Lower tax rate for you? Expires. No tax on tips? Expires. Small business benefits? Expires. Trump Accounts for young families? Expires. When? January 1, 2028. It's in the bill, black and white. Here's the timeline.

Earl will talk about "average family". This is bullshit. Averages are the easiest way to hide truth, and that truth is that most people will save almost nothing. When people say "average", assume they think you're stupid.

Breaks for the lower and middle working classes are temporary. Period. But billionaires? They stay on course to steal trillions in addition to profiting from new loopholes that only benefit them. Earl "Suck Up" Carter made sure his blue state billionaire masters got what they wanted.

2. The deficit is going to kill our economic future.

Earl just voted to max out our country's credit with trillions of new debt. Imagine your worst credit card bill. The one that's more than a car payment and never goes down, the one that's always late and has wrecked your ability to buy a home and the one that's going to probably be sent to a collection agency because you're barely hanging on.

That's the next 10 years of America. Guess how they're going to cover those interest payments? By fucking us over harder year after year after year. Now you know why our tax breaks are temporary.

(BTW, DOGE cuts didn't even come close to paying for this crap. Elon, for all his narcissistic insipidity, was right to be pissed. Adding trillions of debt is fiscal malpractice. Not that Earl cares. He's just waiting for his treat for being a good boy.)

And we haven't even talked about the tariffs. Tariffs are a tax on the consumer. And Georgia will not be spared. Oh, hold up, the enshittification has begun.

3. Medicare and Medicaid are disappearing.

This is the one that really, really pisses me off. Earl is a multi-millionaire with government perks that lives in a big house in Pooler. Think he thinks about Medicare or Medicaid? No. I don't know about you, but I know people that NEED those programs. A lot of people in Georgia do. Fun fact: one third of Georgia's budget comes from the federal government. That's money that supports kids and hospitals — especially in rural Georgia, like Clay County's one doctor. And Earl torched it! For no reason! Even after Trump repeated "over and over" that he will protect it and after Earl said there was no risk of cuts in his own town hall.

Get ready for your ACA premiums to go up. Get ready for hospitals and nursing homes to close. Get ready for kids and their families to be dropped from SNAP. We are swerving into a full-on healthcare catastrophe. In fact, the reductions have already started.

(At least some Republicans acknowledged the actual effects of this bill. If only District 1 had a rep that actually stood up for normal Americans.)

Protecting Pedophiles

For years we've been waiting for the Epstein files. Remember when Pam Bondi said she had them on her desk?

But here we are, and like always, the second Carter's guts are tested, he abstains on a vote to release them. I guess his concerns over human trafficking really were bullshit and he's actually cool protecting elites that abduct and rape kids.

Complete Cringe

"Red, White and Blue Land"? Are you serious? This has got to be one of the stupidest fucking proposals in Congress. Ever. We have real problems and this is what this guy spends his time dreaming up just to be teacher's pet? What a kiss ass. (Yes, this really happened. Never forget.)

I guess not a surprise from someone that nominated Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Earl's Trans Fetish

Did you listen to the Earl's phone call townhalls? First thing he does is talk about trans people. Who gives a flying fuck about trans people. None of them did shit against any of us. We kept a couple kids from playing soccer or something and he calls this "winning"? Who the fuck are you "winning" against? Trans people are barely more than 1% of America and that is NOT the 1% rushing to fuck this country over.

Why does Earl obsess about trans people? Would love to see his browser history! (In his defense, he did used to dress up in drag, so maybe he's working through some things?)

All this woke trans shit used to be a fucking smokescreen for him happily voting to nuke the only goddamn good things the government gives us. Now, of course, the GOP's Nazi rhetoric is manifesting into real harm. Not that Earl gives one flying fuck about anyone but himself and his Nazi donors.

Earl's a Candy Ass Rich Boy and He Hates Us

Earl is one of the richest fuckers in the House. He's got more money than you or me and he's gotten real fat and lazy sitting on millions in District 1.

Think about that. Bitch is making millions selling marsh land in Camden and sitting in million-dollar rich boy homes in Pooler and St Simon's while the cost of housing skyrockets for normal folks and we wonder what we're going to do in two years when we can't even go to the doctor.

If you need proof that he doesn't give a shit, just check the last time he had a town hall. A real one, with folks like you and me. 2017! When was the last time he was in Waycross? When was the last time he drove south of Brunswick? When was the last time he made an appearance that wasn't a parade or a Buc-ee's opening? When was the last time he talked to anyone that wasn't for political points? Just look at his newsletter. A week on the road, all but one day spent kissing asses around Atlanta for his doomed Senate run.

His self-proclaimed "MAGA Warrior" stance is a disaster for everyone in District 1. His refusal to consider any constituent that doesn't present a political advantage is the shallowest, most cynical, poisonous type of politician. He hates you. He hates me. And he 100% does not care if we end up dead in a gutter right outside his office.

Earl is a bitch pet Congressman that takes orders from blue state billionaires. Vote this dead weight out.

Just a pair of fuck buddies